Okay, I’m still flabberghasted by the fact that I beat Chris Crain in the first round of the Malcontent’s March Gayness. Really. A bit flattered, too, but I’m having a hard time believing it. NOW, however, I’m up against the tabloid-made-flesh-made-tabloid, QUEERTY.
They got twice as many votes as I did in the first round, so, sans some upcoming miracle, I’m screwed. Unless, that is . . .
Unless all of you who deign to grace my page with your eyeballs take a trek over to the Malcontent and vote for me in the second round! (Bracket #10, folks. And while you’re there, you should also vote for Homomojo if you like what we do over there!)
If you’d rather the gay community be represented more by folks like me, who rely on trying to be humorous or poignant without having to pepper every day with manflesh, then vote for me.
Or, if you want us represented by the online equivalent of a gay PageSix, vote for the other guys. Oh, yeah, there are TWO of them at least that write that blog. Here, it’s just little ol’ me. *sniff*
OH, I like Queerty well enough. But dammit, I wanna WIN!
Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. They are, after all, Famous last words.