Invasion Of The Penis Snatchers

Just when I start to think people can’t get any more nuts:

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

The funny part:

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear. . .

Huh.  Perez Hilton has been to the Congo?  *snark*

No, seriously, the funniest part is the picture that appeared to the right of the headline: “Penis Theft Panic Hits City . .” (Click the pic to see the funny)

Find that kid!

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