ABarclay had me laughing my ass off (as usual) with this post, but she also invented a new drinking game that only requires a few TV’s around the room:
Besides the male strippers, we had about 4 TV’s going, all of them playing different Lifetime Network movies. One was about a kid who was adopted and then went nuts and tried to murder his family. Every time his adoptive mother cried, you had TO DRINK! One was about a lady who was torn between keeping her baby and giving it up; every time she cried, you had TO DRINK! Another one was about a woman who decided to give up her baby for adoption, but then at the last second, she changed her mind and wanted the baby back. Every time she cried, you had TO DRINK! And finally, one movie was about a woman who was beat by her husband because she didn’t give birth to a boy. Everytime she cried, you had TO DRINK!
Now that I know it’s okay to celebrate the misfortune of women on TV, I’ll be sure to do it more often!