If this is an indication of how dumb this world is becoming, I’m glad we’re getting closer to being self-sufficient at our house. If I could only figure out how to make electricity from horse manure . . .
It’s clearly not safe to leave the house anymore. Not with people like this on the road:
A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sexual intercourse in the back seat of his car for an accident in which his Chevrolet S-10 Blazer struck a telephone pole.
Two words: PULL OVAH!!