Well This Just Can’t Be Right . . .

I wasn’t going to post any of these for a while, as I just told NDT this morning, but WTF???!!!  I’m in with the murderers?? 

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test

The description:

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Good heavens!! 

h/t Kelly Stern.

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19 thoughts on “Well This Just Can’t Be Right . . .

  1. NDT you lying bastard. Therje’s no way I’ll be in the seventh level while you’re in Purgatory. QJ, sure, I can buy that he’s going to level 7–I mean, have you seen the language he peppers his posts with?? But l’il ol’ moi?

    lmao j/k QJ. 😉

  2. I’m a 7th leveler too. Meh, I’m used to the heat. At least, with you guys there, I can count on being entertained while suffering eternal damnation.

  3. And QJ, I took the test again and answered what I thought NDT would answer(God, I gained 40 pounds!) and I ended up in Purgatory too. I know what questions I answered differently (as a nonbeliever) and since we all answered the same on the sodomy questions, it has to come down to the religion questions. I’m surprised that you (a little bit) and Jamie (a bit more) didn’t answer in a similar fashion to NDT.

  4. I’m also 7th level, but my next highest was limbo. I’m sure I’d have been there were it not for the doubting and sodomy.
    But who the hell took all this hell bullshit seriously anyway? Sorry, but ‘the minotaur’ and ‘harpies’?

  5. I made it to limbo. My understanding is that limbo used to exist in Roman Catholic theology, but no longer. I wonder what that means.

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