Checking out what’s new at Popnography this week I saw mention of the newest gay cast member for Survivor and decided to click through for more info. That brought me to Afterelton’s commentary on Todd Herzog, a gay Mormon who will participate in CBS’s Survivor: China–
In his cast video Herzog says the biggest challenge will be not having a Starbucks on the island, but we have a feeling that getting along with Leslie, a Christian radio talk show host, might be a bit tougher than going without Frappucinos.
Well, now, I thought. This could prove interesting. A gay Mormon in China living side-by-side with a Christian Radio talk show host has the potential to be fascinating, if not as hostile as this season’s Big Brother 8. Wanting to find out more, I clicked through to Herzog’s CBS profile. . .ok, his favorite scents are Windex and baking cookies–wtf?–favorite video game is Roller Coaster Tycoon–ok, I’m down with that . . .Oh HELL no:
He thinks the Spice Girls are the most significant historical event of the past 100 years and is unbelievably stoked that they are going on a reunion tour this winter.
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Can’t we just kick him off the island right now and be done with it? Please???