Unfortunate Word Choice of the Day

This fella has been caught with his pants down.  Literally.  Don’t let the kids read this one.

The newly-elected president of the Young Republican National Federation, Glenn Murphy, has stepped down as the group’s president less than a month after being elected to the post at the group’s convention in Florida last month amid a sex scandal involving him, which may prove as embarrassing to the national Republican Party as the Mark Foley scandal did during last year’s congressional elections.

It seems he was at a Young Republicans gathering, and he and his victim were invited to stay overnight at the victim’s sister’s house. 

The victim awoke in the morning to find Murphy performing oral sex on him according to the report. When the victim asked Murphy what he was doing, he responded: “He was holding his dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth.”

Pardon the pun, but we should have seen this coming.  When elected to the post only last month he said:

“I will essentially be the mouthpiece and effective leader for the tens of thousands of Young Republicans, 18 to 40, across the country.”

Mouthpiece indeed.  This is sexual assault, plain and simple.  Throw the book at him. 

(Hat Tip/ Pam)


5 thoughts on “Unfortunate Word Choice of the Day

  1. It probably is. However, if we have such vivid proof of Murphy’s closet breakdown, isn’t it also possible that Murphy got played by someone else with closet issues? After all, alcohol was involved and they were both so drunk that the sister didn’t want either one of them driving.

    It probably is assault, but I’m reserving judgment on this for the moment.

    However, I do find it interesting that, when the accuser asked Murphy what he was doing, he not only replied, “He was holding his dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth,” which sounds like he was not only giving head but giving head in 1940s bot-boiler gum-shoe detective novel style. He was holding his dick like a gun, a hot gun, a gun that could go off any minute and spray the room with tiny little bullets of love.

    It’s also interesting how the accuser was able to so clearly understand what he was saying. I mean, if you’ve got a dick in your mouth, wouldn’t it come out more, “Mmph Mmphmm mmm mmphk mphm mmmphmmm mph mph?”

  2. Leave it to Kevin to come up with those puppies. That Mel Reynolds pardon really pissed me off when it happened! But why does it seem that we’ve seen so many Republican sex scandals in the last couple of years, though?

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