At least it sounds like it:
Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.
While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.
“Who wouldn’t want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?” Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.
“Durex is expecting thousands of applicants,” the statement said.
Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make “expert” condom testers.
Now, I realize the jokes are writing themselves as we speak. But Professional Prestige? How does that interview process go?
Oh, yes, sir, I’m certainly qualified. I’ve spent my whole life being a huge prick.
Anyway, this should be a job for the politicians. They’ve been professionally screwing people for centuries.