This Explains A Lot, Actually. . .

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling him tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy…you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The men left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal man is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Gentleman or The Slow Dancer

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid – Free Online Dating.

Although it’s not entirely accurate (after all, I settled down with my first real boyfriend and we’ve been together since), I thought it was kinda fun.  The funniest thing is I think my partner is a Hornivore. 


2 thoughts on “This Explains A Lot, Actually. . .

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