Indocrination

Welcome, Liberal Educators of the Class of 2012!  In order to ensure that the adults of tomorrow are properly indocrinated in the ways of all things liberal, including gay-homo-sex, we’ve devised the following curriculum to be followed in all schools from now on.  Please familiarize yourself with them as you will be required to follow this agenda rigidly. 

• Intimacy 101: Your Lips, Your Tongue, and You;
• Home Economics: Intro to Piercing;
• Greek and Pagan History;
• An Overview of Sexual Abuse in the Roman Catholic Church (this takes 2 semesters);
• Auto Mechanics will only be taught to the girls from now on;
• Physical Education will, of course, be broken up into subcategories: Physical Fitness, Proper Dildo Insertion, Anal Cleansing, Pleasuring Your Partner, Proper Douche Use, When Is Fisting Bad?, What Is A Ball-Gag?, and, of course, Orgy 202. 
• As teachers, you’ll be required to purchase all of your own supplies, which can be found at various shops online.  Don’t forget to buy plenty of batteries as well.  Remember, the last thing a student needs is to end up in the stirrups and the batteries die!  That’s no way to teach our Agenda! 
• Of course, any mention of Religion other than in proscribed classes will result in detention (first offense), suspension (second offense), or expulsion (final offense).  The Book of Mormon will be burned on sight.

You’ll find all of these in the latest edition of the Gay&Lesbian Agenda handbook! 

Hey, if we’re going to be accused of indoctrination anyway . . . ~snark~

Must Read/QOD

From a great article in Rolling Stone where Matt Tiabi went undercover to Hagee’s Church. 

“In the name of Jesus, I cast out the demon of handwriting analysis!” shouted Fortenberry.

Handwriting analysis? I jammed the bag over my mouth and started coughing, then went into a very real convulsion of disbelief as I listened to this astounding list, half-laughing and half-retching.

“In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, I cast out the demon of the intellect!” Fortenberry continued. “In the name of Jesus, I cast out the demon of anal fissures!”

h/t BoingBoing

And while I’m harping of the disconnect between religions and gays, this topix thread is still going strong.  I even got a few words in. 

The Surest Way To Piss Off A True Redneck

Is to mock his guns and religion.  (Of course, those may or may not be separate topics.)

So Obama says this:

“You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them,” Obama said. “And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not.”

“And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

And a new poll puts him down by 20pts.

While Hillary’s doing shots at the local bar.   

Am I the only one who finds this hilarious? 

Clearly not. 

Religion of Peace? Not likely

Warning: graphic video at link. 

Go here. 

h/t Kevin

Change=Donations From Crooks?

Since we’re expected to live by Senator Obama’s expectation that we should evaluate him and his campaign on “values, judgement, and experience”:

Barack Obama on Friday acknowledged that he had substantially underrepresented the cash raised for his earlier campaigns by indicted businessman Antoin “Tony” Rezko.

But Obama’s campaign said it could not donate to charity as much as $90,000 in newly acknowledged Rezko-linked contributions because the old campaign accounts were closed and the money spent. 

Okay, I consider $90,000 more than “change” . . .  But I’m sure that’s not the type of change the senator meant.